Dark Ride Dogs

Dark Ride DogsDeath Prophecies, Ghost Clowns, Homicidal Redcaps This Town Has Really Gone To The DogsZero Dog Mercenary Andrea Walker Used To Love Fortune Cookies Until The Day She Received A Death Prophecy Inside One Of Course, Believing A Mass Produced Fortune From A Baked Good Would Be Insane Until A Berserker Shows Up On Her Doorstep Claiming He S Been Sent By An Infamous Oracle To Save Her Life She Must Hire Him Or DieHell Really Breaks Loose When The Zero Dogs Are Contracted To Stop A Ghost Summoning Goblin S Plan To Bring His Eternal Malevolence Carnival And Incredible Show Of Evil To Portland, Starring A Company Of Ghost Performers Clowns, Acrobats, And Nefarious Balloon Twisting Mimes Meanwhile, Andrea S Normally Shy Succubus Friend Seems To Be Falling For The Mysterious Berserker Too Bad A Malfunctioning Charm Spell Has The Redcap Goblin Yearning For Her As WellNow Andrea Must Elude A Death Prophecy, Discover If Her New Hire Berserker Can Be Trusted, And Avert The Looming Ghost Clown Apocalypse Just Another Mad Mission For The Zero Dogs So Ghost clowns I don t like clowns But I do like Keith Melton s books And naked werewolves So, I decided to dive on in and see if the clowns killed me For the record, they did not Which is fortunate because death by clown is horrifying Just ask the Zero Dogs They re neck deep in ghost clowns and all the other creeptastic stuff that goes along with an EVIL CARNIVAL But I digress Because, you see, there s a naked werewolf in the house and he s an enthusiastic nudist nods blissful So Ghost clowns I don t like clowns But I do like Keith Melton s books And naked werewolves So, I decided to dive on in and see if the clowns killed me For the record, they did not Which is fortunate because death by clown is horrifying Just ask the Zero Dogs They re neck deep in ghost clowns and all the other creeptastic stuff that goes along with an EVIL CARNIVAL But I digress Because, you see, there s a naked werewolf in the house and he s an enthusiastic nudist nods blissfully I like Rafe The guy can shake his junk like no one else can thumbs up to that Meanwhile, death prophecies, a berserker, a goblin who follows a non traditional path, and all the childish bickering that goes on between the Zero Dog team makes this a downright fun read WHO DOESN T LIKE FUN THINGS looks toward the goblins and quickly looks away Anyway Very fun Nicely bloody Lots of destruction Mostly from the Zero Dogs on the last part I appreciate that Andrea and her team are very good at taking things apart, blowing things up, and setting things on fire.In other words, they re pretty much the perfect team to send in when all hope is lost Or there are goblins Or anything magical Or just something you want destroyed.Man, I liked this book Kelly Reading the Paranormal Great read It had been quite a while since I read the first book, The Zero Dog Wars but I was able to jump right back in and catch up with the gang From page one you are pulled into the high octane action I loved it It was fun revisiting all the different characters It has something for everyone The group is made up of a succubus, vampire, werewolf, magic users, demon, empath and leading the pack is pyromancer Andrea Walker Dark Ride Dogs is a fast paced, gitty and exciting read I reco Great read It had been quite a while since I read the first book, The Zero Dog Wars but I was able to jump right back in and catch up with the gang From page one you are pulled into the high octane action I loved it It was fun revisiting all the different characters It has something for everyone The group is made up of a succubus, vampire, werewolf, magic users, demon, empath and leading the pack is pyromancer Andrea Walker Dark Ride Dogs is a fast paced, gitty and exciting read I recommend this one, especially if you love Urban Fantasy.Dark Ride Dogs can be read as a stand along story Bought this a while a go because I loved book one Unfortunately I ground to a halt half way through book 2 and have just never picked it up again Just didn t find it anywhere near on par with the first in the series the humour, the characters, the story, all are dull.Not sure whether I will ever finish it So disappointed. review to come